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schlaank
1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
schpadoinkle
A multipurpose word, created by Trey Parker and used in "Cannibal, the Musical. It can be an expletive, a reference, an adjective, adverb, article, noun or verb. It's great for those of us suffering from the occasional senior moment.
schpadoinkle by Schpadoinkle 1954 Fan October 16, 2008
Schaaka
A kid with unnatural behavior including an obsession with idiotic gestures and
says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer
clear of his lunacy.
says "shhhyyooooooo!". Could most likely be seen macin ugly ass girls. Steer
clear of his lunacy.
Schaaka by ape in mus tech May 8, 2013
Schpadooder
Schpadooder by Harboc September 4, 2019
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