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Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.
person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'
schaam by Merkin boy December 14, 2008
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Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.
person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'
Schaam by Merkin boy March 19, 2007
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“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
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Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.