Schwaaa 

Perfect

I might be drunk right now, but everything is schwaaa.

Jimmy is schwaaa.

That sex last night was just schwaaa

Schwaaa by Uncle Bre February 6, 2018

Schwaaa 

It when you get really high, and your vision starts to double and blurr and shake. Its just like schwaaa.

"Omg, I just look at that shadow and it was like schwaaa."

Schwaaa by Savannah and Jake May 29, 2009

Schwaaa 

The sound you make when you relax. A sigh of relief

When that cop didn't write me a ticket I was like schwaaa

Schwaaa by drtycrty October 2, 2017

The Schwaaa 

Proper Noun
(Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA)

1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before.

2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay.

3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance.

4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother.

The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.)

SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa.

Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!!

Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!

(Steven on the telephone)

Hello Honey, How YOU doin? Listen honey... If you’re lucky, I’m going to give you The Schwaaa!

(Woman on other end of the call)
What’s The Schwaaa?

(Steven)
<Evil Laugh> HeHeHeHeHeHe - you’ll find out and NEVER be the same again!

(Woman on other end of the call)
<BIG SMILE>

The Schwaaa by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! February 5, 2018

Schwaaan 

(v.) to have sex with someone

1. "Wanna schwaaan?"
2. "I schwaaaned this chubie last night after a big sushi dinner."

Schwaaan by Sushi Brothers November 2, 2008

Schwaza 

An amazing occurrence that leaves you with a lack of words to express the gravity of the moment. A close cousin to "swag", however it eclipses the elementary use of the word (swag) through association with hero/rebel archetypes.

Person 1 "I just won the account and I smashed that girl with the green eyes who models" Person 2 "Schwaza"

Schwaza by WayfarerWay April 11, 2011

Schnaaarg 

Beyond hot. The fittest person you've eva seen would be described as schnaaarg. Must always be spelt with 3 'A's' Or you're doing it wrong

It is always a compliment

Pedophile 1: Dude she's the fittest girl I've ever seen
Pedophile 2: Yeah she's schnaaarg

Schnaaarg by _sexy_mofo_ June 9, 2013