schooming
Her schooming resulted in her tumbling off the roof; ultimately she ended up in the hospital with 55 broken bones.
schooming by Calliethecallistormia March 25, 2016
Words you can keep
Scheming Butthole
Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017
Related Words
schooming • Schooling • Schooting • schooning • schloming • Schoolingo pipo • Schzooming • Sckhooming • scooming • Scrooming
schmingle
The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008
schmyming
The act of saying a word and then saying the word again, but putting "schm" in front of a word, usually also replacing the first consonant, as a means of expressing skepticism, ridicule, or sarcasm.
Teenager: Mom, I can't help you with the dishes because I have so much homework to do.
Mom: Homework Schmomework, you get down here this instant and empty the dishwasher!
Teenager: Dishwasher Schmishwasher! I have a history essay due tomorrow.
Mom: History schmistory, you can take a break and help your mother!!!
Teenager: Mother Schmother
Mom: Dont you Mother Schmother me!! I will give mother schmother if you dont get down here right now...
Teenager: Now Schmow
SCHMYMING can go on indefinitely
Mom: Homework Schmomework, you get down here this instant and empty the dishwasher!
Teenager: Dishwasher Schmishwasher! I have a history essay due tomorrow.
Mom: History schmistory, you can take a break and help your mother!!!
Teenager: Mother Schmother
Mom: Dont you Mother Schmother me!! I will give mother schmother if you dont get down here right now...
Teenager: Now Schmow
SCHMYMING can go on indefinitely
schmyming by Vlad the Explainer December 17, 2017
scheming up
"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)
scheming up by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015
scooming
A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.
One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.
Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.
Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.
Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.
Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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