schooming

Smoking mushrooms on a roof.

Her schooming resulted in her tumbling off the roof; ultimately she ended up in the hospital with 55 broken bones.

by Calliethecallistormia March 25, 2016

schoom

noun

Russian word for noise. Noise is defined as:
a sound, especially one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance.

It is often used by a bi-lingual Russian English speaker who often mixes the words for both languages when communicating with other Russian English speakers.

Quit making all that schoom, I'm trying to sleep. Said my Americanized Russian grandmother.

by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 14, 2022

schoom

to have sex in a random place

I schoomed the bitch in the dressing room at JC Penney

by Derrick Filos March 1, 2008

Schoom

Pinching the top of a person's ear as a sign of affection.

“Let me give you a little schoom.”

by Crableprechaun October 16, 2019

Schoom

cum covered shit

I came in her ass and as I pulled out, she spurted schoom all over me.

by TacoBellCrusadersBajaEvolved July 11, 2020