buttholes

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

by Barnaby J. July 11, 2008

buttholes

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.

I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.

by SleeperInAisle1 September 11, 2007

Buttholing

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.

When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!

by DankBudz March 22, 2018

buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.

Obie sure is a buttholer!

by obie October 28, 2003

butthole

place for the penis to go when a girl is on her period (see also dadonkadonk)

mary was on her period, so i banged her in the butthole

by james walsh April 08, 2003

Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.

-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?

by Urban_Fellow June 02, 2007

butthole

a place to surf, naturally.

I surfed suzie's butthole.

by buzz osbourne April 29, 2003