A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
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The progressive form of the verb to school.
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.
by Da Jonas Brothers December 08, 2008
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1. The act of teaching.

2. The act of intercourse between an educator and a student
by Retorted guy October 24, 2019
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when you are doing school work non stop because teachers think you have no life...

"hey, where the hell have you been!?"
"i've been schooling and working"
by mtodapaws March 11, 2008
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A mentally and physically straining torture chamber that resembles a prison.
Jessica: What’s that prison looking place over there?

Rebecca: Oh, That? It’s school.
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A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.
If you ever need to know anything they teach you in school in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.
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a place you go to spend 70% of your day sitting in an uncomfortable, plastic chair
"what's wrong"
"I can't move my butt"
"Oh, must be school"
by Odochi November 26, 2006
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