schmyming

The act of saying a word and then saying the word again, but putting "schm" in front of a word, usually also replacing the first consonant, as a means of expressing skepticism, ridicule, or sarcasm.

Teenager: Mom, I can't help you with the dishes because I have so much homework to do.
Mom: Homework Schmomework, you get down here this instant and empty the dishwasher!
Teenager: Dishwasher Schmishwasher! I have a history essay due tomorrow.
Mom: History schmistory, you can take a break and help your mother!!!
Teenager: Mother Schmother
Mom: Dont you Mother Schmother me!! I will give mother schmother if you dont get down here right now...
Teenager: Now Schmow

SCHMYMING can go on indefinitely

by Vlad the Explainer December 17, 2017

Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

save scumming

In video games: Manually saving your game over and over again (usually before important decisions/boss battles, etc.) to make sure that if you screw up later on, you can always just return to your most recent saved game.

Used in games that allow players to save whenever they want, thus making the game substantially easier because there's no real penalty for messing up, and it lets the player know what to expect ahead.

If I wasn't save scumming so much, I would've had to restart this mission a shitton of times.

by TorpedoMoo September 2, 2013

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

schmingle

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015

Scumming

The act of jumping off of a bridge into water for amusement. Term probably originated in Fairport, NY or somewhere in upstate New York. Usually done in the Erie Canal.

I touched the bottom of the canal when i was scumming yesterday.

by Time89 April 22, 2005