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school life 

A life that 11-18 year olds do not like living. It includes 5-6 hours of lessons and at least 1 hour of homework each night. They savour the weekend as the majority of it is spent doing the things they love such as meeting up with friends
Nyah : So, how's life
Jessica: Well, it's school life soooo...
Cerys: Oh that's not good. Bet you're glad for the weekend coz it's Friday today!
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School Life 

(NOUN) The state of being in school, the life of someone in school.
“My School Life isn’t great”
School Life by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

High school life 

So what’s your opinion on high school life?
It’s fucking torcher

Middle School Mid Life Crisis

When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems
Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.

Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.

Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.

Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.

School -- waste of my life 

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)

School -- waste of my life 

Where u do nothing
where old 50 yr old guys try 2 get u
where semi old women try to seduce u in the arts of lerning literature that u dont give a f**k about
where u space out in 5 minutes
where u get laid in the best ways
cant think of anything
skool is pointless
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