Torcher 

A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.

The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.

Torcher by Big Balla August 23, 2005

torcher 

1.) A singer of "torch" songs; i.e. a female singer of passionate love songs

2.) An arsonist

1.) She was a half-decent torcher, but she was no Timi Yuro.

2.) He contracted a torcher for 25% of the insurance payout.

torcher by Scroll Lock February 6, 2008

Torcher 

Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.

guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"

Torcher by warcurse666 April 15, 2009

Torcher 

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

Torcher by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

Torcher 

someone that doesnt follow the criteria of being a good human being.

That's not how you walk, you torcher!

Torcher by kd;f;dfijfo;eife[r July 15, 2017

texas torcher 

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up

Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.

texas torcher by jdog9131 December 8, 2019

Ball Torcher 

Breaking bass
Using electric chair to burn balls or metal clamp.

Him 1: my balls hurt!!
Him 2: oh that’s just Ball Torcher

Ball Torcher by Adolf Hitler Is Alive April 9, 2021