schong

eggs, cheese and beans mixed up and cooked. Also used as a verb - i.e. to schong (make schong in a pan)

Schong up some schong

by Simon B'Argery July 29, 2003

schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.

"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."

by Triwinning June 27, 2016

Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018

Schingisch

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.

Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.

by Schingisch May 20, 2021