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A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
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"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 06, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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*A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

The name given to a well endowed young Chinese lad.
Dude my schlong dong is bigger than your!!!!

Schlong Dong oh how you make your family so pround , do you plan to use it in your next table tennis match
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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