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A schobel is a useless person, that does nothing except for use air (that other people could use), this person is friends with all the people you hate and treats you badly for no reason.
Don't be friends with a schobel!

The opposite of schobel is shrek
- Have you made some process while working on your presentation with John?
- No, he'll never help me, he is just complaining, he's a schobel
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walker scobell 

walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk
Oh you know the mini version of Ryan Reynolds

You mean walker scobell?
Yeah the really cute one ;)
walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022
Gooddd Freya and Mimi are such Schobers
schober by SophieMeeeeeee November 30, 2018

schobelice 

If you got schobeliced by some other guy, that person straight up told you, that you are useless.
- John told me that I haven't any talent
- He totally schobeliced you lol
- I'm gonna schobelice him back

Pulling a Schoberl 

"Pulling a Schoberl"
"Pulling a Schoberl" (adv.)

a) used when one gets a terrible grade in whichever class it happens to be in.

Person A: "Damn I got a 70 on that WWII test"
Person B: "Wow, you just pulled a Schoberl"

Jenna Renee Schoell

Jenna Renee Schoell was born on the 25th June 1994, She is a sexy beast RAWR! Jenna is a fantastic friend shes way better than yours. She likes the beach, winter, purple, she laughs like this heherherheherherherherhuhhhhhehehehehe, jenna likes to pretend she has diabeties, she like to dack people. Jennna likes to pretend that she pees her pants and she likes to slap peoples bums. the guys like to chuck jenna off the pontoon. Jenna is soooo gangsta and is a DIVA a female version of a hustler.... ♥jenndog
Omg that is sooo jenna renee schoell!!!

ohh look its a jenna renee schoell

schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey 

Fred: Lets go to the club tonight

John: And we can schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey all night....maaaaaaaaaan.