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A schobel is a useless person, that does nothing except for use air (that other people could use), this person is friends with all the people you hate and treats you badly for no reason.
Don't be friends with a schobel!

The opposite of schobel is shrek
- Have you made some process while working on your presentation with John?
- No, he'll never help me, he is just complaining, he's a schobel
Words you can keep

walker scobell 

walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk
Oh you know the mini version of Ryan Reynolds

You mean walker scobell?
Yeah the really cute one ;)
walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022
Gooddd Freya and Mimi are such Schobers
schober by SophieMeeeeeee November 30, 2018

schobelice 

If you got schobeliced by some other guy, that person straight up told you, that you are useless.
- John told me that I haven't any talent
- He totally schobeliced you lol
- I'm gonna schobelice him back

Pulling a Schoberl 

"Pulling a Schoberl"
"Pulling a Schoberl" (adv.)

a) used when one gets a terrible grade in whichever class it happens to be in.

Person A: "Damn I got a 70 on that WWII test"
Person B: "Wow, you just pulled a Schoberl"

Jenna Renee Schoell

Jenna Renee Schoell was born on the 25th June 1994, She is a sexy beast RAWR! Jenna is a fantastic friend shes way better than yours. She likes the beach, winter, purple, she laughs like this heherherheherherherherhuhhhhhehehehehe, jenna likes to pretend she has diabeties, she like to dack people. Jennna likes to pretend that she pees her pants and she likes to slap peoples bums. the guys like to chuck jenna off the pontoon. Jenna is soooo gangsta and is a DIVA a female version of a hustler.... ♥jenndog
Omg that is sooo jenna renee schoell!!!

ohh look its a jenna renee schoell

schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey 

Fred: Lets go to the club tonight

John: And we can schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey all night....maaaaaaaaaan.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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