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A schobel is a useless person, that does nothing except for use air (that other people could use), this person is friends with all the people you hate and treats you badly for no reason.
Don't be friends with a schobel!

The opposite of schobel is shrek
- Have you made some process while working on your presentation with John?
- No, he'll never help me, he is just complaining, he's a schobel
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walker scobell 

walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk
Oh you know the mini version of Ryan Reynolds

You mean walker scobell?
Yeah the really cute one ;)
walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022
Gooddd Freya and Mimi are such Schobers
schober by SophieMeeeeeee November 30, 2018

schobelice 

If you got schobeliced by some other guy, that person straight up told you, that you are useless.
- John told me that I haven't any talent
- He totally schobeliced you lol
- I'm gonna schobelice him back

Pulling a Schoberl 

"Pulling a Schoberl"
"Pulling a Schoberl" (adv.)

a) used when one gets a terrible grade in whichever class it happens to be in.

Person A: "Damn I got a 70 on that WWII test"
Person B: "Wow, you just pulled a Schoberl"

Jenna Renee Schoell

Jenna Renee Schoell was born on the 25th June 1994, She is a sexy beast RAWR! Jenna is a fantastic friend shes way better than yours. She likes the beach, winter, purple, she laughs like this heherherheherherherherhuhhhhhehehehehe, jenna likes to pretend she has diabeties, she like to dack people. Jennna likes to pretend that she pees her pants and she likes to slap peoples bums. the guys like to chuck jenna off the pontoon. Jenna is soooo gangsta and is a DIVA a female version of a hustler.... ♥jenndog
Omg that is sooo jenna renee schoell!!!

ohh look its a jenna renee schoell

schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey 

To dance like Scooby Doo
Fred: Lets go to the club tonight

John: And we can schobey-dobey like scooby-dobey all night....maaaaaaaaaan.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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