Shobel 

Shobel is a great human with motivating ability. She is loving, smart and witty. She has answers to every freaking thing. Though she has some kind anger issues So if you find her you need to handle a shobel with care. She is hard to get and difficult to leave.

Person 1: Did you ever get a chance to meet a shobel in your life?
Person 2: oh no! It's just too difficult to get close to her.

Shobel by Sassyhead November 23, 2021

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang 

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.

I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'

Shovel Gang by theshovelgang March 8, 2019

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021

Shober 

A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.

Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?

Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018

Strange Duped Shovel 

The Strange Duped Shovel (SBD for short) is a strange quality stock shovel gained through a duplication glitch within the game Team Fortress 2. This has become an inside joke among the community thanks to a video by Soundsmith called “TF2 The Legend of the Duped Shovel.”

Orna: I’m buying a Strange Duped Shovel send me a trade offer

Strange Duped Shovel by Genevis September 3, 2020