Definitions by Goyangi

Fried rice

A delicious dish of rice filled with lots of tasty morsels, like shrimp, diced veggies, eggs, and/or pork.

Bacon-and-egg fried rice was my favorite meal as a little kid.

Fried rice by Goyangi April 17, 2026

All-nighter

When you stay up until dawn, sometimes even past that. This will absolutely fuck up your sleep schedule.

I pulled an all-nighter because I was too busy playing games.

All-nighter by Goyangi April 17, 2026

Breakfast cereal

A food only normies have for breakfast. Real players have garlic seasoned bacon-and-egg fried rice.

My favorite breakfast cereal is bran flakes.

Breakfast cereal by Goyangi April 10, 2026

Sexual hypertension

When you're aroused for too long without orgasming, more commonly known as blue balls. Female equivalent is blue bean, gender neutral equivalent is blue boinkies.

What do you mean, you don't masturbate? Don't you get sexual hypertension?

Sexual hypertension by Goyangi April 10, 2026

Fingos

A weird breakfast cereal from 1993, advertised as the first cereal you eat with your fingers, like potato chips. Sales figures were absolutely abysmal, especially in Hungary, as "fing" translates to "fart".

Fingos: the cereal made to eat with your fingers!

Fingos by Goyangi April 9, 2026

Seaman

A Dreamcast game where you have to take care of an abomination that is a fish with a human face and an antenna. You have to talk to it every day with the Dreamcast microphone or it will die.

Seaman is such a weird-ass game. Why do I have to take care of this thing?!

Seaman by Goyangi April 9, 2026

Doogus

A humorous misspelling of "doofus"

I'm not an impostor, I'm just a doogus.

Doogus by Goyangi January 25, 2026