Goyangi's definitions

Breakfast cereal

A food only normies have for breakfast. Real players have garlic seasoned bacon-and-egg fried rice.

My favorite breakfast cereal is bran flakes.

by Goyangi April 10, 2026

Sexual hypertension

When you're aroused for too long without orgasming, more commonly known as blue balls. Female equivalent is blue bean, gender neutral equivalent is blue boinkies.

What do you mean, you don't masturbate? Don't you get sexual hypertension?

by Goyangi April 10, 2026

Fingos

A weird breakfast cereal from 1993, advertised as the first cereal you eat with your fingers, like potato chips. Sales figures were absolutely abysmal, especially in Hungary, as "fing" translates to "fart".

Fingos: the cereal made to eat with your fingers!

by Goyangi April 9, 2026

Seaman

A Dreamcast game where you have to take care of an abomination that is a fish with a human face and an antenna. You have to talk to it every day with the Dreamcast microphone or it will die.

Seaman is such a weird-ass game. Why do I have to take care of this thing?!

by Goyangi April 9, 2026

Doogus

A humorous misspelling of "doofus"

I'm not an impostor, I'm just a doogus.

by Goyangi January 25, 2026

Little buddy

A pet whom you are very fond of. Can be any pet, such as a cat, a dog, a ferret, a bird, a lizard, etc.

Aww, who's my little buddy? You're my little buddy!

by Goyangi December 28, 2025

Fuggo

A combination of "fugly" and "uggo"

You pfp is absolutely fuggo.

by Goyangi August 30, 2025