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To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.
I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.
schnarf by tikaro May 29, 2003
Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass
That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf
Schnarf by pete snake October 7, 2017
It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.
I just schnarfed that shit...
schnarf by Sjiraff May 29, 2019
Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?
schnarf by Buck November 28, 2003
To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.
"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."
Schnarf by E-mas January 10, 2009
To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.
Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*
Schnarf by Xeribol April 8, 2013
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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