schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

by tikaro May 29, 2003

Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake October 7, 2017

schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.

I just schnarfed that shit...

by Sjiraff May 29, 2019

schnarf

Slang for cocaine

Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?

by Buck November 28, 2003

Schnarf

To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.

"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."

by E-mas January 10, 2009

Schnarf

To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.

Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*

by Xeribol April 8, 2013

schnarf

someone who farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles.

That dude is so weird. He's probably a schnarf.

by bubbadave August 26, 2005