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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)
person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."
schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008
the sound you make when u succ my peepee
schlurp my peepee like its spaghetti
schlurp by PintoBean2003 October 29, 2019
A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.
Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010
1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.
1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.
schmurk by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

Schmuppin 

Female who is fairly easy. They vary from good-looking to haggard and tend to be around more than most prefer. Hooking up with a schmuppin usually occurs when a male is inebriated.
That schmuppin got drunk in my room and puked all over my shit.