schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

schmurpht 

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"

schmurpht by RyanMeht May 13, 2006

Schnarphf 

1) The only word to ever exist in my own personal language,, the Schnarphf Schnarphf
2) Literally anything that isn't inappropriate.

Schnarphf Schnarphf Schnarphf

Schnarphf by Jeffbobjeff May 24, 2022

schnurple 

a word that replaces anything you would like it to be.

i schnurpled your mom last night.

is that a schnurple in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

your schnurple is showing.

schnurple by schnurple February 14, 2009

schnurpulate

to fry bacon naked

swedes love to schnurpulate

schnurpulate by ben friedman July 28, 2003

schnurple 

when you milk your grundle and wipe the juice under an unsuspecting friends nostrils

Hey Billy, go give Johny a Schnurple... he'll like that. kekeke

schnurple by PooN December 17, 2003

Schnurplenurple 

A person who identifies as the color purple

"Did you hear Tyrone daquarious tyrell crustnut jr the 55th is a Schnurplenurple

Schnurplenurple by yslikws February 8, 2024