schmurk

1. The look on someone's face after getting fucked hard by a long work week but they no longer care, and are ready for real sex.

2. Expressing disdain for work.

1. After finishing her presentation A.K. Schmurked.

2. Work schmurk.

by Rikkitikki128 June 15, 2017

Schmurking

The act of ejaculating and sucking it back up through the penis

The man was schmurking so that he didn’t have to pay child support.

by The Schmurker February 19, 2024