schmup

Old-school horizontally or vertically scrolling 2D shoot-em-up computer game, such as R-Type or Gradius.

I like to play schmups, they're so simple and rewarding.

by neonwolf July 6, 2003

schmup

that one sound it makes when your balls slap someone

Person 1: I heard a schmup from the other room

Person 2: your mom and james are in there

Person 1: yikes

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Schmup

A friend in a group who when sex is brought up he over saturates the dialogue with how he you all sodomized one particular girl from high school and everyone in the group knows he’s the one who pre-cummed by the time she got around to him, a decade later.

He’s so full of shit, we all know he’s completely celibate, he’s a Schmup.

by Mojoprick January 12, 2019

Sprunko schmup

A nonsensical word to replace a long word like John-Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmidt.

Sprunko schmup! His name is my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout: there goes Sprunko Schmup!

by Monkey Mooha May 22, 2007

Schmugge

1) a last name from Prussian/Polish heritage,the people are usually found in Chicago or the Carolinas ,these people really like to party , they are also very gifted and creative people

That guy is such Schmugge , he always throw a great party !

by Miezsko March 2, 2009

Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016