Schmumby 

Retard

schmumby are retards

Schmumby by yupperdupper June 17, 2022

Schmugby 

A ball game invented in summer 2005, involving a ball shaped like an 8 (like two balls attached together so it forms an 8 shape), which was stolen from a garden toy called the lo-lo ball. The game involves two teams of 2 or more people on each team, you need a garden or park or somekind of grassy area, and it will need to be divided into two halves.

Now, the aim of the game if to throw the ball so it touches the ground in the oppositions half, because of the odd shape of the ball the are many different moves that you can pull off to make it difficult for your opponent to catch. One of the most effective moves is to "sun" an opponent, this is when you throw the ball high over to the opposition so that the opponent has to look upwards towards the sun, therefore temporarily blinding them resulting in a dropped ball. Another effective move is to “tree” an opponent, this involves throwing the ball into a tree so it drops into the oppositions half, and obviously there are many different variations of “treeing” an opponent.

Early versions of the game included a "lick brick" rule instead of the traditional points scheme. This involved the dropper licking an allocated brick on a barbeque.

Schmugby - Drop the ball, lick the brick. Easy

Schmugby by Dan Schlong August 10, 2006

Schmumblarded 

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.

Schmumblarded by a.eglin June 12, 2019

schmumble 

A level beyond drunk slurring.

I can't help but schmumble when i'm drunk.

schmumble by Kelsey Sebesta November 1, 2007

Schmumble head 

A schmumble head is a orange creature who looks a bit like humans but are smaller and have almost no necks. They have a very wide head and are very smart

1: woooow dude look, a schmumble head!!

2: dude youre hallucinating again, i told you those mushrooms weren’t chanterelles

Schmumble head by Schlodderr March 3, 2018

Shmumby 

A positive affirmation specifically regionally in North and South Carolina usually meaning an energetic yes but can be used for any

Jim “You wanna go to the bar”
Gerald “Shmumby! Let’s get wasted”

Shmumby by Let’s go panthers!! August 3, 2024

schmumfy 

The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.

“No Flotsam, I don’t want to go to shuffleboard today, I’ve just taken my bra off and I’m all schmumfy”

schmumfy by _doodles November 24, 2024