schmuber 

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

schmuber by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are

"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019

Schubern 

The gayest person according to the United States Departement of Diversity (USDD). The superstar most known on the Roblox platform for amassing millions of visits on his projects is also renowned for his high level of autism.

Schubern, what a fucking ni-

Schubern by Gabi Boo January 2, 2020

Danielle Schubert 

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

Danielle Schubert by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

schuberty

1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.

The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.

schuberty by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008

Schmuper 

Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.

John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.

Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.

John: I can’t beat that. You win.

Schmuper by Bahaha Boi October 10, 2020

Schubertism 

To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.

To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.

"Did you hear that lie that he just told?"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"

Schubertism by heavy Dee January 19, 2010