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The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.
I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab
by 3merlin3 October 07, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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