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1 definition by
3merlin3
schmuber
The amazingly talented, super sexy,
huge dick
sober friend you call when you
need a ride
home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a
cab
.
I got
hammered
and called schmuber, he told me
to pound sand
and call a
cab
by
3merlin3
October 7, 2017
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