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schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

by 3merlin3 October 07, 2017

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