schmoyle 

verb (used without object)
To do a lot of nothing at any given time or place while being convinced you are getting a lot accomplished.

Word Origin & History:
2010 (implied in schmoyling), derived from Yiddish Language tense, schmoyling around or to schmoyle.

Pronounced (SH-MOY-IL or (SH-MOY-IL-ING)

All he does is schmoyle around and gets nothing accomplished.

stop schmoyling around and get to work!

schmoyle by jiggy jay February 15, 2010

Schmole 

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

Schmole by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020

schmogley 

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)

my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch

schmogley by cornfritter October 21, 2010

schmobley 

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

schmobley by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

schmoylan 

a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.

"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."
"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."

schmoylan by Laez November 14, 2007

schmoyer 

Someone who enjoys being repetitively pink socked followed by having the Wisconsin hair dryer pulled on them.

Dude 1: "That's gotta be the gayest guy I've ever seen"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"

schmoyer by SeanM.HI September 12, 2017

Chef Shmoyle 

When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face

Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven

Chef Shmoyle by Yoguy February 8, 2018