schmoyer

Someone who enjoys being repetitively pink socked followed by having the Wisconsin hair dryer pulled on them.
Dude 1: "That's gotta be the gayest guy I've ever seen"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"
by SeanM.HI September 12, 2017
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Schmoyer

Usually a good person, a Schmoyer will generally burn his victims with napalm
Look, it’s a thicc Schmoyer!
by Sedans April 04, 2019
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