schmoyer

Someone who enjoys being repetitively pink socked followed by having the Wisconsin hair dryer pulled on them.

Dude 1: "That's gotta be the gayest guy I've ever seen"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"

by SeanM.HI September 12, 2017

Schmoyer

Usually a good person, a Schmoyer will generally burn his victims with napalm

Look, it’s a thicc Schmoyer!

by Sedans April 4, 2019