1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
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listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
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Get the Schmonkey mug.The game of ice hockey played by females.
Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.
The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.
The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.
The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.
The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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oh yes, let's schmobbel there..
schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?
How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)
schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?
How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)
by big herbs July 25, 2020
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