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a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.
"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."
"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."
by Laez October 27, 2007
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