schmoylan

a male who constantly one-ups and is attracted to women with big yabbers.

"Dude, I just got back from Milwaukee where I got on this chick with some big boobs."
"I heard that schmoylan is in Milwaukee right now getting with two girls who have egregiously big boobs."

by Laez November 14, 2007

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

Schoolyland

A name for an educational facility that's more of a fun, dreamy place. A way of depicting a school as diverging from the usual connotation of a drab and depressing place.

My magic school bus floated me along to schoolyland this wonderful morning.

by Isabellio@theFace May 18, 2011

Shmylan

Salty boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; upset Dylan

Dude, Dylan isn't Dylan anymore--he's Shmylan! Boi is he sallllllllty.

by poiface32 January 16, 2018

schmoolar

Another word for money, best used for a large amount.

Person 1: "That guy is so rich"

Person 2: "Yeah, he has so much schmoolar"

by MannersEFC November 30, 2018

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003