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A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019
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Shmoigel 

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes
Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel
Shmoigel by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmigly 

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.
"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."
Schmigly by GeeViss April 10, 2013

Shmoigle 

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday
Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing
"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"
schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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