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Schmittied 

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
Schmittied by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021
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schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.
My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.
schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitties 

Big Jugs
DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021

schmittle 

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.
You sound like a schmittle right now.
schmittle by stumm227 May 8, 2010

Schmitting 

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.
After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop
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