schmitlife

One who wants to live life to the fullest and free but is afraid to leave the safety net of a job with great benefits.

Did you hear about Mike? He got a van with his tax returns and wants to quit his job and travel. But we know he won't it. He's living a "schmitlife".

by Schmitlife February 25, 2019

schmittify

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.

My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.

by hungarians March 5, 2012

Schmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021