schnittiful

The feeling of depression and regret one feels after eating an oversized pub schnitzel, or "schnitty".

"Woah, I shouldn't have eaten all of that - I feel schnittiful."

by PetStarr July 13, 2007

shittiful

A combination of the words shitty and pitiful. Implying that something is so poorly designed and maintained that it should not be despised or disliked by instead pitied.

J: Why is the Check Point usercenter so shittiful?
S: Its a wonky piece of shit isn't it.
C: Damn thing never works when you need it.

by jmig October 7, 2016