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schmitties 

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.
Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!
schmitties by Schwetty Sack May 6, 2011

schmitties 

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️
“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”
schmitties by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Schmitties 

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.
DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!
Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021
scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them
this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties
scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022

shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.
My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.
schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012