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A substitute for an extreme word like ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ usually in a self-referencing statement.

That guy scared the schmimp outa me!

schmimp by BTW_IDC December 6, 2020

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Schmim

To be stoned or high from cannabis use.

Q: "Hey mate, you schmim?"
A: "Yeah bud, über schmim."

Schmim by BigBlackCats November 17, 2014

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schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

schimpfed by Æ December 9, 2008

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Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

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schimpf

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

schimpf by tha tin man April 25, 2011

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Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

Schmump by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019

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Schmip

A replacement for literally any word, can replace names, insults and items. Often used when angry by those who don't like to swear

Other words include: Schmipping, Schmipped, Schmips, Schmipses.

"Our psychology teacher is such a schmip!" "What a feken schmip!" "Goddamn schmip!"

Schmip by Graham de Grant March 18, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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