schmimp

A substitute for an extreme word like ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ usually in a self-referencing statement.

That guy scared the schmimp outa me!

by BTW_IDC December 6, 2020

Schmim

To be stoned or high from cannabis use.

Q: "Hey mate, you schmim?"
A: "Yeah bud, über schmim."

by BigBlackCats November 17, 2014

schimpfed

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.

1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"

by Æ December 9, 2008

Schlimper

A person who always mails it in. Someone who is a complete and total schmuck.

Timmy never helps with group projects, he's such a schlimper.

by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018

schimpf

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

by tha tin man April 25, 2011

Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019

Schmip

A replacement for literally any word, can replace names, insults and items. Often used when angry by those who don't like to swear

Other words include: Schmipping, Schmipped, Schmips, Schmipses.

"Our psychology teacher is such a schmip!" "What a feken schmip!" "Goddamn schmip!"

by Graham de Grant March 18, 2020