Schmimples 

Used to describe the feeling you get from unexpected or strange feeling touch. Imagine how a penny smells and tastes, now imagine that as a feeling. that's schmimples.

Person 1: Hey man, want a hug?
Person 2: No thanks, you'll give me schmimples.

Schmimples by Anon_108 November 6, 2023

schmickles 

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

schmickles by Chimbles September 1, 2003

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

Shimples by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

schmiggles 

means when something goes wrong

alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'

schmiggles by james January 15, 2004

Scrimples 

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

Scrimples by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

Schmidles 

Pron. 'Shmi'dels'

One half of Schmidty.

Noun describing the coolest couple in the city of Cape Town, they made being in love cool. Everyone wants to be like them and everyone else wants to hang out with them.

"Those Schmidles are just too hard to get in with!" says Vernon.

"Oh i know Mr Koekemoer.. ive been trying for years and only now have I cracked the nod!!" responded Wendiwe.

Schmidles by Prof. Heinz Klaren March 19, 2008

schmimpossible 

For use when the word 'impossible' doesn't begin cover the nonsense factor of the impossibility of something.

Hitler and Castro were members of The BabySitters Club? That's schmimpossible!!

schmimpossible by Ruth86 June 20, 2011