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to stick the tip of your dick into someone's asshole
We were fucking last night and she asked me to schimpf her.
schimpf by Lawlgirl April 25, 2011
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Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."
Tim wears strictly schempfs.
Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

schimpfed 

v. 1. To become taken from one job and put on to another. 2. To add people from another project to your project.
1. "Dan totally got schimpfed to work on that secret project."
2. "We're behind! We need to Schimpf My Project!"
schimpfed by Æ December 9, 2008
A guy in his 20's, with brown hair thats a lil buff.
Whhere is that silly mutha fucka scrimpf?
SCRIMPF by Noli April 11, 2008

Schrimpf 

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.
Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.
Schrimpf by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

Schimpfarian 

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.
"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."
Schimpfarian by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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