schmidgeon
schmidgeon by vickerdoo February 23, 2011
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smidgeon
smidgeon by blockbfiend April 2, 2008
schmidge
Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."
My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.
Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.
Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.
Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.
Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.
schmidge by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011
Smidgeon
Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.
James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Smidgeon by ornithologist June 20, 2008
Schmidge
Discreet name for Marijuana. The term is typically used to indicated 'a small amount'. The bugs of the Marijuana plant are small in nature, thus the inspiration for the term.
Schmidge by Schmidgenator March 7, 2012
Schmidget
(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon
Schmidget by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003
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