Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and
chip shops/chippies etc. The
fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and
never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of
yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in
paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or
chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!
MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the
chippy in
time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for
breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!