midgetsnatcher's definitions

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

Ensnarlment

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.

Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.

by midgetsnatcher August 8, 2003

rascapades

(v): to entertain one's self by throwing potatos or other earth-grown products into a fan; to indulge in activities which end up in a humorous and often humiliating situtation.

Rufus won the the rascapades contest after he threw a potato into a fan and made it spew a good thirty yards in diamter; Willy Cheeks was a victim of rascapdes after someone concreted his feet into a bucket while he slept

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

stabbajiggafoo

(v): to engage in battle with a grizzly bear over a spoiled tomato; to consume one's soul.

Jorge wanted that tomato real bad, so he had to wage stabbajiggafoo on the nearby grizzly bear for it; Bobbins wanted Richie Rich's soul, so he engaged in stabbajiggafoo to get it

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

bumtrashican

(n); One who lives in a trash can, usually retarded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind.

Rufus was considered to be bumtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; Suzie is bumtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains flop in the wind for all of the boys in Fernley.

by midgetsnatcher August 18, 2003

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

chupagoblin

(n); mutant beast consisting of half chupacabra and half goblin. Generally eats small children and those who oppose its all mighty creator.

Jordan had to unleash his chupagoblin on his mormon friends, after they called his project ghoulish and unholy.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003