midgetsnatcher's definitions

rascapades

(v): to entertain one's self by throwing potatos or other earth-grown products into a fan; to indulge in activities which end up in a humorous and often humiliating situtation.

Rufus won the the rascapades contest after he threw a potato into a fan and made it spew a good thirty yards in diamter; Willy Cheeks was a victim of rascapdes after someone concreted his feet into a bucket while he slept

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

bumtrashican

(n); One who lives in a trash can, usually retarded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind.

Rufus was considered to be bumtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; Suzie is bumtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains flop in the wind for all of the boys in Fernley.

by midgetsnatcher August 18, 2003

yokomotive

(n); sneaky china man that worked on the transcontinental railroad (Usually up in the Sierras); Sneaky jap

The yokomotive fucked up while he was working on the railroad, so he was brutally slaughtered; Lisa is a sneaky yokomotive

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

liver saw

(n); tool used to steal people's livers to replace their own, usually done by alcoholics.

Dirty Dave used a liver saw to snaggle Beasle's liver.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

screamifying

(n.) One who is lobster-like in appearance, most likely from radiation exposure to the womb.

Jarold was screamifying to the children after he removed his elephant man cloak and snapped at them with his claws

by midgetsnatcher October 2, 2003