midgetsnatcher's definitions

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

Ensnarlment

To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.

Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.

by midgetsnatcher August 8, 2003

bootnick

(v); to jig so frivolously that one's limbs tear loose from their body; To spook people while they sleep.

Nicholai bootnicked so hard that his left arm was torn off and was flung into old man Petersons face; Hortinous bootnicked the small children and gave them heartattacks.

by midgetsnatcher August 24, 2003

rascapades

(v): to entertain one's self by throwing potatos or other earth-grown products into a fan; to indulge in activities which end up in a humorous and often humiliating situtation.

Rufus won the the rascapades contest after he threw a potato into a fan and made it spew a good thirty yards in diamter; Willy Cheeks was a victim of rascapdes after someone concreted his feet into a bucket while he slept

by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003

yokomotive

(n); sneaky china man that worked on the transcontinental railroad (Usually up in the Sierras); Sneaky jap

The yokomotive fucked up while he was working on the railroad, so he was brutally slaughtered; Lisa is a sneaky yokomotive

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003