(n); One who lives in a trash can, usually retarded or stricken with the plague; one who flails their beef curtains in the wind.
Rufus was considered to be bumtrashican by his friends after they saw him digging through the trash at krispy kreme; Suzie is bumtrashican because she likes to let her beef curtains flop in the wind for all of the boys in Fernley.
by midgetsnatcher August 18, 2003
Jorge wanted that tomato real bad, so he had to wage stabbajiggafoo on the nearby grizzly bear for it; Bobbins wanted Richie Rich's soul, so he engaged in stabbajiggafoo to get it
by midgetsnatcher August 13, 2003
Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.
by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004
(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys
Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers
by midgetsnatcher October 02, 2003
(v); to jig so frivolously that one's limbs tear loose from their body; To spook people while they sleep.
Nicholai bootnicked so hard that his left arm was torn off and was flung into old man Petersons face; Hortinous bootnicked the small children and gave them heartattacks.
by midgetsnatcher August 25, 2003
To deceive with candy and draw one into a pit. Used especially with fat children.; To shake ones fist in the air in a foolish manner.
Jimmy the hand used ensnarlment to cpature the mayor's daughter; Old man Peterson ensnarlmented his fist frivolously after the hoodlums stole his mailbox.
by midgetsnatcher August 08, 2003
Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff
by midgetsnatcher October 02, 2003