midgetsnatcher's definitions

Sneak a Peek

(v.) To look in one's locker room (generally female) and sneak a peek of the goods.

Charles decided that for his 52nd birthday, he would go into the girls locker room at the Y and sneek a peek.

by midgetsnatcher March 15, 2004

screamifying

(n.) One who is lobster-like in appearance, most likely from radiation exposure to the womb.

Jarold was screamifying to the children after he removed his elephant man cloak and snapped at them with his claws

by midgetsnatcher October 2, 2003

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

bootnick

(v); to jig so frivolously that one's limbs tear loose from their body; To spook people while they sleep.

Nicholai bootnicked so hard that his left arm was torn off and was flung into old man Petersons face; Hortinous bootnicked the small children and gave them heartattacks.

by midgetsnatcher August 24, 2003

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

chupagoblin

(n); mutant beast consisting of half chupacabra and half goblin. Generally eats small children and those who oppose its all mighty creator.

Jordan had to unleash his chupagoblin on his mormon friends, after they called his project ghoulish and unholy.

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003