Schmidget 

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

Schmidget by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmideee 

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.

Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?

Schmideee by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023

Schmidt Special 

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

Schmidt Special by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.

"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."

kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017

dip schmidt 

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.

Wow here comes dip schmidt

dip schmidt by clobamacare November 13, 2019

Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

Scridget by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017