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schmidlin 

1. A gibberish cuss word. 2. Used to indicate an incompetent or worthless person. 3. An involuntary and/or nervous twitch, involving the head but primarily the neck. 4. Nonsense words used to describe anything unappealing or distasteful
"All day, Johnny was being a schmidlin, sitting on the couch while Mary cleaned the house."
schmidlin by KyleRockafella October 16, 2008

schmidlock 

A flick him the finger to any part of the human body
I just gave you a Schmidlock to the head.
schmidlock by Terlucs June 7, 2018

Schmidling 

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
Schmidling by schmidling September 11, 2012

shmigson 

Originated in Cowley Road by Aaron, Majeed and Carl. Can be used as a term for enderment or scorn. Can also be used as a name e.g "Shmig"
"Hello Shmigson"
"Hello Shmig"
shmigson by Shmignolious September 29, 2020

Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
Schmidting by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008

schmidgeon

Momma, gimme a schmidgeon of that cake. not a lot; just a schmidgeon.
schmidgeon by vickerdoo February 23, 2011