schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

schmidge by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011

Schmidge

Discreet name for Marijuana. The term is typically used to indicated 'a small amount'. The bugs of the Marijuana plant are small in nature, thus the inspiration for the term.

Hey man, I need to smoke some schmidge.

Schmidge by Schmidgenator March 7, 2012

Schmideee 

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.

Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?

Schmideee by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023

Schmadge 

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

Schmadge by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

Schmidhead 

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.

In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."

Schmidhead by the playa January 24, 2005

Schmiggerbloben 

A word you use when you don't know the word you are looking for.

where did i put my Schmiggerbloben?

Schmiggerbloben by TPW 21418 September 5, 2011

schmiegel 

The very last hit of weed nearly unrecognizable as a hit taken to clear the piece but to much to just ash. Usually partaining to very good quality marijuana. Term is mostly used in relation to smoke sessions either a bong or a bowl and is on the last hit someone could offer to take the schmiegel in exchange for greens or someone can be given a schmiegel as punishment.

Yo you gonna hit that? It's a schmiegel man. Kill it I'll repack it.

Give that schmiegel to d-boi

schmiegel by Girlcalledgrey March 16, 2015