Schmidhead

A Schmidhead is traditionally performed by either Kathie(nice hillbilly spelling) or Bob Schmid. Pulling a Schmidhead occurs when either Bob or Kathie befriend someone for the sole purpose of using them. They operate under the guise of being decent people. They are so self absorbed that even their own children are neglected.

In order to staff his side business, Bob actually "pimped" his daughter. To keep Chad happy and employed, Bob agreed to let the two sleep together under his roof. Oops, I forgot to mention that she was a junior in high school at the time. Bob, father of the year you are not. You and you wife, are complete pieces of shit.
"Hey Bill, you really "tried" to fuck those people over. Your a real Schmidhead."

by the playa January 24, 2005

schmeghead

schmeghead

The masculine form of the word cunt (derogatory), slut, or whore. A skanky, lying, cheating piece of shit."

"He is such a schmeghead, not only did he have a little tiny stinky dick, he used it against all the women that he met, much to their dismay."

"My boyfriend talked about our future married life together, yet the schmeghead lied and fucked everything with a zipper

by Bellaferoche August 30, 2014

Schmicheal

The coolest name in the world.
Call all your friends schmicheal if your cool.
Or else YAH FACE.
Hahaha.
Its pronounced: Shh-micheal.
:D

Niamh: HI Scott and Marianne.
Marianne: Hihi.
Scott: Hey, I brought the pokemon series.
Marianne: Your so cool.
Niamh: Your new name is schmicheal.

by Marianne :)[e-mail] Add me :) March 14, 2007