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schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex
Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again
by jamesknows December 11, 2008
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Schmideee

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.
Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran
by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020
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Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!
Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!
by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018
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schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
by Schobinem July 21, 2011
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schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.
damm you see the size of that schmieders dick
by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009
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schnider

Schnider, also known as schnide, is north-eastern slang for cheap alcohol such as cider, perry, and vodka. It also can be used as a Noun.
It can also be used as a verb.
Noun; "Whatcha drinking?" "Schnider"
Verb; "theres a car coming, quick schnide!"
by Dean Blake April 2, 2007
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