schmeem

A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.

That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.

by Thomas Blumpkin July 27, 2007

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

schmemmy

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020

schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

by Riiiles June 8, 2019

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmegma lips

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick

Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!

by todd murphy May 13, 2005