Schmecks 

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

Schmecks by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

schmeckledorf 

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

schmeckledorf by dano magnum September 26, 2006

schmecklehead 

NYC Yiddish: Idiot, a mope, moron.

Shut up ya schmecklehead, you can't tell shit from shinola.

schmecklehead by Murray Haldanish October 3, 2019

schmecky schmecky 

making out

no more schmecky schmecky!

schmecky schmecky by bus840kev June 27, 2009

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmeckle 

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

schmeckle by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003