Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012

schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

schmeck

To utter words of nonsense usually at the end of a conversation that you highly regret afterwards.

Don't be a schmeck. Such as when Jared Schmeck said "Let's go Brandon" to President Joe Biden before Christmas 2021, a phrase which has been taken to mean "Fuck you".

by goferman December 26, 2021

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 21, 2007

schmeck

Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.

"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job

by Anonymous July 07, 2003

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister January 04, 2009

schmeck off

to fuck off, get out, die, depart the mortal coil

Schmeck off, dicklick!

Schmeck off and die!

by ablancon December 27, 2021