by P8Riot4Evr June 19, 2015
If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...
by Brandi Lee February 21, 2007
When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.
Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.
by Curtis E Bear September 21, 2007
(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
by Shelly Pac May 15, 2006
HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?
by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 08, 2011
1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004
The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.
by Frank Bertolli April 23, 2008