Definitions by maynholdup

Jabronius Onius 

The genus and species name for said "Jabronis"

This asshole changed lanes on a 2 lane road(sigh) what a jabronius onius.

Jabronius Onius by maynholdup August 28, 2019

Schmeag 

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.

Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.

Schmeag by maynholdup March 26, 2017