Schmeag

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.
Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.
by maynholdup March 27, 2017
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Jabronius Onius

The genus and species name for said "Jabronis"
This asshole changed lanes on a 2 lane road(sigh) what a jabronius onius.
by maynholdup August 28, 2019
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