A very flamboyant veagan person resembling a gorilla, who likes to pretend to eat meat during the day and infront of others but is secretly eating tofu in the closet.
“I walked out to my car and caught a Schmeagan eating tofu in my trunk.
1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
A term used to describe the length and puregirth of Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Massive Cock.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Dick is so big it looks like a Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.
being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life
"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"