New parasite recently discovered in urban bar scenes. Once infected the Schmeagasite attaches itself to the host. Thus making the host have uncontrollable urges of random and frequent acts of intercourse with faceless and nameless persons of the oppesite gender. The only way to rid yourself of this vile creature is the same method as removing a tic you must first locate the heavin then burn it till it releases and slowly crawls to its next victim
by Oblivious one January 1, 2010
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