schmarx

(n.) A transvestite prostitute

(adj.) Someone who acts in a way becoming of a transvestite prostitute

Dayumm. That girl who just rejected you is such a schmarx.

That was a schmarxy move dude.

by Universe24 May 9, 2011

schmarte

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

Schmario

Toe cheese

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!

by Smezus March 6, 2019

Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.

That schmartio can suck my cock!

by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schmarmy

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

schmarmy

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.

Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!

by SteeznutS May 24, 2007