schmarx

(n.) A transvestite prostitute

(adj.) Someone who acts in a way becoming of a transvestite prostitute

Dayumm. That girl who just rejected you is such a schmarx.

That was a schmarxy move dude.

schmarx by Universe24 May 9, 2011

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

Schmario 

Toe cheese

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!

Schmario by Smezus March 6, 2019

Schmartio 

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.

That schmartio can suck my cock!

Schmartio by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006

schmarmy 

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

schmarmy by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

schmartle 

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

schmartle by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

schmarmy 

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.

Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!

schmarmy by SteeznutS May 24, 2007